They won't take me alive!

Experts date Marvin's birth to 1250 BC. Marvin dates Christ's birth to 1250 AM (After Marvin). Who is this big-mouthed prehistoric Chuck Norris?

Marvin is a zombie.

He works as a contract killer.

And he considers his pickaxe his best friend.

Bloody, cynical, pseudo-historical splatter fantasy – if you aren't too demanding a reader, you might even have a laugh.


“The Atlantic Manual Amputation Saw Massacre! A classic of antediluvian literature!”

Mycenaean Lightning



“Another boring story about resurrection. Unoriginal, derivative, misanthropic…”

The Chronicles of Çatalhöyük



“A killer pace, killer momentum, a killer climax! The best part of the one-part cycle!”

Sparta Sport Cultural Supplement



“A disgusting collection of perversions and vulgarities.”

The Sodom Pages



“A clear choice for lovers of happy endings! The main character is guaranteed not to die at the end!”

Fortress Jericho



“An outrageous waste of papyrus! 300 cubits of gratuitous action and violence! Cynical, bloody, bad!”

Athenian Gazette Literary Supplement



“Fabulous!”

24 Hours in Memphis, Sunday Edition