Horror reading book
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266,-
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AK1I250
Horror reading book
266,-
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Horror reading book
It's already spinning, it's already spinning! A fabulous ride on a spooky carousel!
Alice kept insisting that her father tell her horror stories before falling asleep, until he came up with a whole collection of folkloric horrors. It includes not only the proven duo of Black Hand and Black Foot, but also the killer lurking outside Lidl in Černý Most. In short, black humour of such calibre that it will make you pop like microwave popcorn. If that weren't enough, you'll be attacked by dead men, vampires, zombies and bloodthirsty household appliances, whereupon destruction will be the final nail in the coffin of hope: a terrible pupil. After all, the world, including the internet of all kinds, is a scary place, where there's no shortage of creatures, monsters, phantoms and other fucktards, ...crawling down our throats, they lust after our hearts and, above all, they want to tickle our guts. No grunting, no weighing. If you let that bunch in willingly, rest assured that you and your kids won't blink an eye for at least a week...
A cure for rampant creepy-crawlies from the age of 5. Take a teaspoon at bedtime, for chronic overindulgence after every meal, and if necessary after bedtime at summer camp. Attention: serve only in the dark!
Content:
How did it all start, you ask?
The monster of the kadibouda
It rains blood on the coffin
Attack of the man-eating octopus
The dead are coming!
Surprise for the listener
"More than Jan Nejedlý, what writes here is general experience, folklore, lyrical pebbles washed in the violent speech stream of decades, maybe even (half) a century. And it works not only on babies, of course, but also on their parents, that is, if they have not for some pragmatic reason already stuck the symbolic child inside them. (...) And above all, the author says one thing: if any fears, then always hand in hand with fun." - Rozhlas Weekly
"Spooky fun for kids of all ages. Bloody knee, Black Hand, the reanimated corpses, candy men and crazy parents, but also a sandbox, in which all the children drown, a killer carousel or a killer bus, that takes healthy people to the loony bin. In another collection of contemporary folk tales, Jan Nejedlý focuses on the modern tales and fables that children (and their parents) make up for their siblings and friends. Sometimes they are happy stories, sometimes they are pure horror with tragic endings, but mostly always with humorous elements." - The best books for children
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